> House rules?

It's literally a house, standard visiting house rules apply.

IT IS STRICTLY Forbidden to bring any exes

Don't smoke inside. The balcony is the designated smoking area.

You can bring a plus one, assuming you give adequate heads up about them.

Respect the vibe and the people around you. If you don't know, ask.

> Lost and found?

We have a lost and found box. If you lost something, check the box or ask the host.

Any lost items are kept for a few weeks before being sent off to vinted.

NB: Are you a blocked ex or hookup? You can send a letter asking for your stuff.

> Its kinda far?

Don't be fooled by the distance on google maps. The venue is accessible from 7 AM till 1 AM using public transport. A metro station is 2 minutes walk away.

> Where can I get drinks easily?

There is a Vomar across the building.

> Where can I park my bike?

There are parking spots, both for cars and bikes, available nearby.

> What do I need to bring?

The Smoky Distribution System is a real-time liquidity protocol designed to ensure the bar is perfectly stocked while maintaining absolute financial fairness across all attendees.
While general inventory needs are visible on the index, the final distribution list is locked in exactly 6 hours before the party, allowing the algorithm to maximize collective purchasing power based on the latest RSVPs and live inventory gaps.
Under this system, guests are assigned "Quests" based on their Operational Unit (OU):

• An alcoholic single is equivalent to a 6-pack of beer or one bottle of wine plus a mixer;
• A couple (Duo) handles mid-tier spirits like Aperol or dual wine/mixer sets;
• And trios (or three merged singles) collaborate to secure top-shelf hard liquors like Bourbon, Gin, or Tequila plus an essential mixer.

This collaborative strategy ensures an equitable contribution of approximately €10 per person, prevents inventory redundancy, and is the only way to "unlock" the full cocktail and shisha menu for the opening.

NB: A single person does not mean you are actually single relationship wise.

> Entry Fee?

Bring ice or snacks. No empty hands.

> The Wii?

Winner stays on. Loser passes the controller.